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Little Known Facts About Jack Bauer
Much has been made about the formidable powers that Chuck Norris possesses, and justifiably so. Due to the sheer quantity and quality of beatings he has administered, Norris has earned the right to have his name spoken in hushed whispers by a Chuck-fearing nation.
However, there is one man too powerful for even Chuck Norris to confront. And that man is Jack Bauer.
We feel it is high time that everyone learned a bit more about the man entrusted to safeguard our national security:

• When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down.
• Jack Bauer can squeeze through spaces that would make a spider claustrophobic.
• Tired of the incessant whining and complaining, Jack Bauer found the dogs and let them right back in.
• Jack Bauer's saliva is bullet-proof.
• After receiving repeated roundhouse kicks to the head from Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer was heard to ask,"Can you go a bit lower? I was crammed in an air conditioning duct between 7:00 a.m. and 8:00 a.m. and my back is killing me."
• Jack Bauer can eat five times his body weight in terrorists.
• Concerned that his dog would break under interrogation, Jack Bauer snapped his neck and turned him into the bag which he still carries to this day.
• Jack Bauer has the ability to smell sounds.
• The only thing elephants used to fear was mice. Until they hurt one of Jack Bauer's friends.
• If Jack Bauer crawls out of an air-conditioning duct and sees his shadow, it means that there will be 24 more hours of terrorists getting s***-hammered.
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• Under intense interrogation by Jack Bauer, the fifth dentist cracked and admitted he recommends Trident for his patients who chew gum.
• Jack Bauer actually wrote an episode of Three's Company in which there was no misunderstanding in the plot.
• Jack Bauer helped U-2 find what they were looking for.
• Coffee cannot start it's day without being drunk by Jack Bauer.
• GI Joe plays with a Jack Bauer action figure.